What the Ruddfucker?
Uh . . . who the ‘eff messed with the beef at Fuddruckers? Or Ruddfuckers as my daughter used to call them. Used to be great hand-formed burgers, but now . . . er . . . looking awfully machined. Went into the Silver Spring branch a few weeks ago, took one bite, threw the whole mess in the trash and walked out. Figured it was just this place, not the whole chain . . . surely.
Calmed down. Went to the trusty Rockville location and it was better but still not great. Another tip-off was the place was fairly empty. It was a weeknight but that never seemed to matter before. Not to mention the cost ($37.81) of taking 4 to Fudds. I was growing weary of my old lover Fudds.
In the end it matters not, as I have a new girlfriend hamburger joint. So far, it has not once come close to being subpar. The hamburgers are excellent every time. The gigantic order of fries, (that’s one order btw) easily serves 4 and are as good as the burgers. (Try the cajun seasoning on the fries)
I always leave satisfied and (being a man) sleepy. It’s so good I could go again with a little rest :-)
