Fast “Metazolism” = more pizza.
At our recent birthday party for Erin, the food of choice was pizza. As the pizza was sliced and handed out, the jockeying for more slices began. One little pal’s plea was tops:
Little Pal, “I need two pieces of pizza!”
Lisa, “Why?”
Little Pal, “Because I have a really fast metazolism.”
Which of course prompted ALL the girls start saying that THEY have fast metazolisms too.
